Tonight the boy came in and said he found a new religion called pastafarian.

Is that where u pray to pasta?

No..it's legit. Every Friday is a holiday as well as all other holidays.
My friend yakalak is a Pastafarian.

Oooooookaaay

I have to stay up late tonite to write an essay to my friend Melanie. She is the most legit person I know.

Apparently I am not the most legit person he knows...humph.